Why'd ya do it, BC Woods Clone?!

IamRob · 12-14-2009, 12:02 PM

I was watching "To Catch A Predator" last night. It's one of my favorite shows...not because I find kiddy rape particularly amusing, but because of how inept and doofy the predators are. Last night, I saw BC Woods' doppelganger:

Here is a pic of BC:

Now while we know that the predator is NOT in fact, BC Woods, I will go on and explain why it's not BC Woods:

1. BC Loves children immensely. He watches his brother and sister all the time, cooks them food, and watches "The Little Mermaid" with them. A predator doesn't watch Disney.

2. This evil clone went to meet up with a 14 year old girl. BC would NEVER do that. He is too ashamed of himself for whatever weird reason to meet someone off the internet.

3. The evil BC clone brought McDonald's, specifically a double cheeseburger. BC has way more class than that as good nutrition for children is a requirement. "Good wholesome food or empty tummies," is BC's motto. It's a also Mrs. Doubtfire's motto, in case any of you thought that line sounded familiar.

4. BC is asexual. I think.

Today's Freak of the Day is BC Woods' evil twin. How DARE you look like BC and sully his reputation as an upstanding member of this world (and any fantasy world he creates)?

Ken · 12-14-2009, 12:12 PM

I believe there is only one solution to this dilemma. BC needs to take that chainsaw, find this guy, cut his head off, and harness his powers. There will, of course, be much fighting before this occurs.

IamRob · 12-14-2009, 12:15 PM

It's seriously really weird. That predator looks so much like him but is the opposite of him in every other aspect. BC is really intelligent, that guy was big, slow, and dimwitted, like Lennie from "Of Mice and Men."

Fuzzy · 12-14-2009, 12:15 PM

I like that plan Ken, but only if he yells "there can be only one!" after the beheading.

As an aside how long before evil BC clone gets beat up? Not for fucking children, but by the Irish for his choice of hats on his TV debut appearance.

BC Woods · 12-14-2009, 02:12 PM

This makes me so fucking nauseous.

_tom · 12-14-2009, 02:28 PM

I have an impossibly stupid question about the show 'To Catch A Predator'.

Do the alleged predators sign a release to be on the show? Do they not have to sign one? Does somehow being charged with that crime preclude them from needing a release? Or are they all really that stupid and want to be on the show?

I have always wondered about this.

Fuzzy · 12-14-2009, 04:11 PM

I've always wondered that too Tom. Can we get a legal ruling? You could argue it either way.

1) Most television appearances require contracts, waivers, signatures blah blah blah.

2) Security cameras are used by homeowners/businesses to catch criminals without requiring waivers, notices blah blah blah.

So which takes precedence? Like Tom asked does his being a potential criminal negate the normal requirement of signing a waiver to appear on national television?

IamRob · 12-14-2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC Woods

This makes me so fucking nauseous.

Next time, get the McDonald's burger without onions.

trippwalls · 12-15-2009, 12:17 AM

AND they both wear plaid shirts. Fuck, that is weird.

JWalker · 12-15-2009, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BC Woods

This makes me so fucking nauseous.

Ya I'd be nauseous too if I got caught chasing after little school boys.

12-14-2009, 12:02 PM	#1
IamRob Rooted Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,748 vCash: 4567158 Rep Power: 25	Why'd ya do it, BC Woods Clone?! I was watching "To Catch A Predator" last night. It's one of my favorite shows...not because I find kiddy rape particularly amusing, but because of how inept and doofy the predators are. Last night, I saw BC Woods' doppelganger: Here is a pic of BC: Now while we know that the predator is NOT in fact, BC Woods, I will go on and explain why it's not BC Woods: 1. BC Loves children immensely. He watches his brother and sister all the time, cooks them food, and watches "The Little Mermaid" with them. A predator doesn't watch Disney. 2. This evil clone went to meet up with a 14 year old girl. BC would NEVER do that. He is too ashamed of himself for whatever weird reason to meet someone off the internet. 3. The evil BC clone brought McDonald's, specifically a double cheeseburger. BC has way more class than that as good nutrition for children is a requirement. "Good wholesome food or empty tummies," is BC's motto. It's a also Mrs. Doubtfire's motto, in case any of you thought that line sounded familiar. 4. BC is asexual. I think. Today's Freak of the Day is BC Woods' evil twin. How DARE you look like BC and sully his reputation as an upstanding member of this world (and any fantasy world he creates)?

12-14-2009, 12:12 PM	#2
Ken Administrator Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: McChicken Posts: 6,739 vCash: 182426 Rep Power: 25	I believe there is only one solution to this dilemma. BC needs to take that chainsaw, find this guy, cut his head off, and harness his powers. There will, of course, be much fighting before this occurs. __________________ "She doesn't have the kind of face that makes you want to see her butt." - J

12-14-2009, 12:15 PM	#3
IamRob Rooted Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,748 vCash: 4567158 Rep Power: 25	It's seriously really weird. That predator looks so much like him but is the opposite of him in every other aspect. BC is really intelligent, that guy was big, slow, and dimwitted, like Lennie from "Of Mice and Men." __________________ "If there's one thing those limbs cannot do it's hold on to virtue. Genghis. You're the type of man to make deals with the devil. Because you can."

12-14-2009, 12:15 PM	#4
Fuzzy who's first? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: East Bay Posts: 1,369 vCash: 297546 Rep Power: 14	I like that plan Ken, but only if he yells "there can be only one!" after the beheading. As an aside how long before evil BC clone gets beat up? Not for fucking children, but by the Irish for his choice of hats on his TV debut appearance. __________________ "piggy felt good and piggy felt mean and piggy was high on his self esteem so he pulled out his piece in front of a cop but the cop said "fuck you!" and piggy. got. popped." (Piggy by Oingo Boingo) "Exorcizo te, immundissime spiritus…in nomine Domini nostri Jesu Christi"

12-14-2009, 02:12 PM	#5
BC Woods Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Boise, ID Posts: 825 vCash: 7082 Rep Power: 4	This makes me so fucking nauseous. __________________ "I am surrounded by ignorant eunuchs with cunts for eyes." ~A viral video "You're like a dumbass lightning rod, diverting all the focus from me." ~VIdiot

12-14-2009, 02:28 PM	#6
_tom Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Tampa area, FL Posts: 646 vCash: 900763 Rep Power: 5	I have an impossibly stupid question about the show 'To Catch A Predator'. Do the alleged predators sign a release to be on the show? Do they not have to sign one? Does somehow being charged with that crime preclude them from needing a release? Or are they all really that stupid and want to be on the show? I have always wondered about this. __________________ Happiness is playing tennis with my daughter.

12-14-2009, 04:11 PM	#7
Fuzzy who's first? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: East Bay Posts: 1,369 vCash: 297546 Rep Power: 14	I've always wondered that too Tom. Can we get a legal ruling? You could argue it either way. 1) Most television appearances require contracts, waivers, signatures blah blah blah. 2) Security cameras are used by homeowners/businesses to catch criminals without requiring waivers, notices blah blah blah. So which takes precedence? Like Tom asked does his being a potential criminal negate the normal requirement of signing a waiver to appear on national television? __________________ "piggy felt good and piggy felt mean and piggy was high on his self esteem so he pulled out his piece in front of a cop but the cop said "fuck you!" and piggy. got. popped." (Piggy by Oingo Boingo) "Exorcizo te, immundissime spiritus…in nomine Domini nostri Jesu Christi"

12-15-2009, 12:17 AM	#9
trippwalls Lang, I am your father! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Center For Kids Who Cant Read Good Posts: 1,199 vCash: 4388 Rep Power: 8	AND they both wear plaid shirts. Fuck, that is weird. __________________ Never let your buddy on you bike or your woman... He'll throw a rod in both of 'em.

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