Is Eli Roth really this much a tool?

[Old Salty]

Originally Posted by Ken

Eli Roth is to filmmaking as John Denver is to aviation. I suggest you wander out of the bargain bin section of the video store and find some real movies to watch.

Like these effects?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-movie-scenes-ever.html

[IamRob]

Originally Posted by VIdiot

How did EliRothFan #1 (Hereinafter "Superfan #99") end up with positive rep?

You can thank Shua for that.

[Shua]

Originally Posted by IamRob

You can thank Shua for that.

Yeah I fucked up and gave him a green. Just know that in spirit it was a red. I am not really paying attention here right now. You should also know that I went and tried to reverse it but apparently the powers that be will not allow me to do such a thing. Why don't all of you go red dot him to make it better? It is not as if it validates the dildo.

[Frank]

Originally Posted by EliRothFan#1

your an absolute idiot whoever wrote that lameass article talking smack about eli roth like that fuck you all fuck your stupid ass site you wouldnt know good movies if it came down and chopped YOUR ballz off fuck off and leave eli roth alone he has more talent in his sperm then you do in your hole univerese!!!!!

Originally Posted by EliRothFan#1

and whoever gave me that reputation comments f off.

hostel part dos was the best fucking movie since icant even remember!!! no batter up. batter up YOU.

Originally Posted by EliRothFan#1

and now you change my fin picture yu guys are just immature douchebags. im out eli roth pwns you all

Originally Posted by EliRothFan#1

die

Why the hell did I have to miss somebody this fun? If I had to pick one thread that I thought least likely to attract a sub-moron to "defend" his "position" loudly and with appalling grammar, I would probably have picked the Eli Roth thread. Fuck, Roth doesn't give two shits what we say - he's crying about the harsh criticism all the way to the bank - and he's the only person who ought to give a fuck what people say about Eli Roth.

So who in the world would be sad enough to care to troll the internet for people badmouthing ol' Eli so he could "defend" Eli's "genius?" Before today, I would have said that there was nobody who had a life so empty that they would have defined it by their love of shitty movies from a mediocre director. Hats off to you, internet, for once again showing me that I, as cynical as I may be, have no idea what depths my fellow human beings can reach.

Amazing.

[Jack Random]

I'm just waiting for my chance to defend Ewe Boll.

[Old Salty]

Originally Posted by Jack Random

I'm just waiting for my chance to defend Ewe Boll.

If that's not the complete list of desperation, and suck, I don't know what is.

[IamRob]

Originally Posted by Old Salty

If that's not the complete list of desperation, and suck, I don't know what is.

Didn't he kick the guy from Something Awful's ass in a boxing match?

How could someone make fun of him for that?

[Old Salty]

Originally Posted by IamRob

Didn't he kick the guy from Something Awful's ass in a boxing match?

How could someone make fun of him for that?

I don't know if that one thing can make up for that list of complete fuck.

Cool, but still.

Edit:

Here's the video of the fight.

http://kotaku.com/gaming/boxing/clip...tch-198932.php

[Ken]

The guy should have hit Uwe Boll with a folding chair. Even if it wouldn't kill him, maybe it would make him too retarded to work a camera.