IamRob

"Now no one will put my ashes into the salt and pepper shakers."
"I'll do it!"
"No, you can't. You're getting buried alive with me."
"...oh."

Do the boards unlock automatically once you make 5 post? Or is it pending mod auth.

Reminder : FTTTTHPFCC1BCTSSWBTTCTN1F

Christ I was way too drunk last night to be PM-ing. Sorry about that.

...I can't believe you just left me without finishing the pinkie kiss. GOD.

Whoever made the take 5... Seriously, this is how it happened.

(1:39am, living room couch)
-*cough cough* I'm hungry man...
- me too. Let's see what's in the fridge.
- Fucking yogurt, my roommate sucks at grocery shopping.
- Hey man, I see some peanut butter.
-I wonder what else there is... Oooooh, pretzels!
-Look, I think I see some caramel and chocolate here in this cabinet.
-Man, fucking jack pot!! I just found some PEANUTS!!!
-Do you think it would be good if we mixed it all together??
-I think it would be the best candy in the world dude....

I know, I suck. I work 6 days a week, so it kind of curbs my saleswomanship ability. My employer kinds of frowns upon handing out clothing information. I wont lie though, when I saw people wearing humorous tee shirts, I would slide a card in their bag.

They are great, I love Einstein giving the shocker!! Started handing them out to some folks, who cracked up at the t designs on the card... Good stuff!

So, the cards finally arrived. Today. Just thought I would let you know!!!

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